what do you mean “fucker” isn’t a term of endearment
(Source: jaclcfrost, via livin-the-high-chai)
a musical entitled “may, senior year” filled with hits such as:
“i never knew you wanted to join the military”
“why are you getting married”
“that’s an awful tattoo”
“what am i doing for the rest of my life”
“how will i afford deodorant in college”
“why can’t i graduate already”
“why can’t i graduate already (reprise): why am i graduating already”
(via yoimbrooke)
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
i
(Source: madfawn, via livin-the-high-chai)
when me and my friends harmonize at services like a pro
im a BIT of a history nerd *puts a hand on my hip, puts on my glasses, cracks open an encyclopedia* did you know obama is the president
(via penishole)
I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
(via whalesvagina)
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit
(via whalesvagina)
omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down
(via whalesvagina)
when im rich the first thing im doing is getting laser hair removal on every inch of my body that isn’t my head
you’ll look pretty funny without eyebrows
im at least 3% sure that my eyebrows r on my head
(via darwinsminion)
wow i can’t believe lesbians shove their boobs up each other’s vaginas
(via tumboner)
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
