metaknighty:

dicksplit:

Straight guy: "Dude, i have a dope idea for a photo"

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(via the-mad-professor)

iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
iPhone user: I just like this pho-
Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

the-goddamazon:

lavie-imprevu:

Accurate

THIS POST NEEDS TO BE ON A SHIRT

(via the-mad-professor)

dauntlessdaughterofmary:

tastefullyoffensive:

[noobtheloser]

i kept scrolling to find out it was all just a back story for this gif

(via ben-is-so-jamin)

aconnormanning:

"She’s not just someone’s wife, daughter, or mother. She’s someone."

(Source: -teesa-, via yoimbrooke)

officialfrenchtoast:

ninjadp:

zielloos:

trepanties:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

greatwhiteprivilege:

people who’ve never experienced financial woes: ummmm why dont you just work 100 hours a week, sell everything you own, including your organs lol?

"McDonald’s is always hiring! :)"

"Ask for more hours!"

"Get a better job. You’re just being lazy! "

"Just go out and apply! There’s plenty of jobs out there!"

and the ultimate one:

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(via yoimbrooke)

punksock:

missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one

punksock:

missy’s life is better than mine in more ways than one

(Source: officialbrostrider, via zackisontumblr)

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

emogod420:

me as hell ready for fall

(Source: pisssmoker, via d-a-v-e-s)

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

beyonco:

careful you might slip and get jazz hands

(Source: bitchbot, via zackisontumblr)

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