weteevee:

I don’t friend zone people, I relationship zone them. You wanna be my friend? Too bad, we’re dating.

(Source: flygoing, via gnarly)

<b> Baby:</b> d-... d-... d-...<p><b>Dad:</b> daddy? Are you trying to say daddy?<p><b>Baby:</b> d-... d-... DRUM CORPS INTERNATIONAL PROUDLY PRESENTS...<p>

"Everybody"

cannedviennasausage:

noneuclidean:

The start of a little project I’m working on.

perfection

(via zackisontumblr)

lanactrlaltdelrey:

damn she hit that high note so well!

(Source: sophomorealbum, via the-mad-professor)

satanshoe:

at least she real with it.

satanshoe:

at least she real with it.

(via zackisontumblr)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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lameborghini:

beyoncyay:

lameborghini:

does anyone else subconsciously give letters and numbers a gender like 4 is such a feminine number while 9 is definitely masculine am i right and then m is a girl of course while j is a boy you get me

you might have ordinal linguistic personification

mmm sounds like a fancy linguini pasta

(via yoimbrooke)

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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