badgermoles:

plot twist: my hips are actually compulsive liars

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swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

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Asked by Anonymous Anonymous

Are you interested in boys or girls?

clamjob:

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

zackisontumblr:

my textbook and i have a lot in common

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silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

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mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

mypussytight:

dunkindont:

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

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Me nd my pirate gf

gay8:

me: im gonna cum

her: fire ye cannons matey

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suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY